It's Back!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fourth annual Willis 5k Fun Run flyer. Now, I know it looks exactly the same as last year's flyer, but I figured it's always good to stick with the classics. This year's run and after party are going to be especially spectacular! Please keep in mind that we are approaching the end of daylights saving's time and winter, so be ready to reset your clocks and put on a jacket. Also, this year's run will be an adventure/mud type race, and participation is absolutely optional. Walking, cutting corners, and hitching a ride on the lead four-wheeler (if you can catch it) are all acceptable, although taking a more creative approach to the run may keep you from winning a first-place trophy. One last thing, I would just like to let everyone know that you DO NOT need to bring any sort of gift. HOWEVER, if you do feel so inclined, and are in need of some ideas; take a quick glance at my wish-list post from a couple years back. Thanks, I hope to see you there!
Sinceriously,
Willis

I realize that the info at the bottom of the flyer is a little difficult to read, so for those of you who may be hard of seeing:
Date: Sunday, November 4, 2012
Location: Willis' House, 4032 County Road 166, Elizabeth, 80107
Time: 1:30 is a good time to show up, the race starts at 2:00, and food will follow shortly afterwards.

Benefit Donations

Due to the fact that it was obviously inconvenient for people to attain the items from last year's Wish List (see blog archive 2010), excepting the dvd version of The Three Amigos with Chevy Chase I received from Justin, I have revised the system. I now accept cash or check donations, which go directly to benefiting the Help Willis Buy A Car Fund. Any amount you care to donate would be greatly appreciated, and remember that this is a caring act of myself to help better convenience you. 
-Willis

REGISTRATION

Please register to willisfunrunregistration@hotmail.com if you would like us to reserve you a 3RD Annual WILLIS 16th* Birthday Benefit 5K(ish) Fun Run T-shirt. Just give us the number of people in your party so that we can know the quantity of cow and jello we need to purchase for the BBQ.
Sinceriously,
Willis
* Just to clarify this is the third annual birthday celebration, but it is not the third time we have celebrated my 16th birthday. Currently I am still fifteen.

IT'S HERE AGAIN

Can you smell it? The fear and anxiety looming in the air. That's right the Fun Run's back around for a third time and it's going to be bigger and better than ever. After this year I should really just take it out of it's misery though. If you have an official 3rd annual WILLIS Fun Run flier it means that you are among the chosen elite, or quite possibly you found a flier under the dumpster in an alley behind 7-11 and the proposal of free food interests you. Either way, you're attendance would be appreciated. If you do not have a flier because you accidentally found this blog while searching for a way to get pastrami out of your copier machine's mechanism, then in spite of your web surfing ineptness, this is your lucky day. Below is a copy of the original flier.

Funrun Aftermath

Well folks, if anyone out there is still reading this, the funrun's over. I didn't win this year I was struck down in my prime by a seven foot icelander giant who flew here from the land of Texas. Translation: my brother ran faster than me. That's okay we still had nice a time. For those of you who decided not to attend; may your souls forever be vexed. Until next year at least.

Rides to FUNRUN

If you reside in the township of Elizabeth (hey that's were I live), Kiowa (ahaha Kiowa), Agot or Elbert (don't laugh at others misfortune)  and don't feel like making the commute all the way out to the big city, then you can swing by my house and hitch a ride. Don't worry my folks have a truck so you won't be all double-seatbelted in, what with the awkwardness of such a situation. Just, send me a quick message at willisscott2013@hotmail.com then show up around 9:00. I'll email you directions if you need them.

Last years pics