Benefit Donations

Due to the fact that it was obviously inconvenient for people to attain the items from last year's Wish List (see blog archive 2010), excepting the dvd version of The Three Amigos with Chevy Chase I received from Justin, I have revised the system. I now accept cash or check donations, which go directly to benefiting the Help Willis Buy A Car Fund. Any amount you care to donate would be greatly appreciated, and remember that this is a caring act of myself to help better convenience you. 
-Willis

REGISTRATION

Please register to willisfunrunregistration@hotmail.com if you would like us to reserve you a 3RD Annual WILLIS 16th* Birthday Benefit 5K(ish) Fun Run T-shirt. Just give us the number of people in your party so that we can know the quantity of cow and jello we need to purchase for the BBQ.
Sinceriously,
Willis
* Just to clarify this is the third annual birthday celebration, but it is not the third time we have celebrated my 16th birthday. Currently I am still fifteen.

IT'S HERE AGAIN

Can you smell it? The fear and anxiety looming in the air. That's right the Fun Run's back around for a third time and it's going to be bigger and better than ever. After this year I should really just take it out of it's misery though. If you have an official 3rd annual WILLIS Fun Run flier it means that you are among the chosen elite, or quite possibly you found a flier under the dumpster in an alley behind 7-11 and the proposal of free food interests you. Either way, you're attendance would be appreciated. If you do not have a flier because you accidentally found this blog while searching for a way to get pastrami out of your copier machine's mechanism, then in spite of your web surfing ineptness, this is your lucky day. Below is a copy of the original flier.