For all you convicted souls out there who are concerned about coming to the fun run because there's a little voice in the back of your head that says, "Oh no Willis, I can't take your t-shirts and pizza and other sweet stuff without giving something in return." Well, because I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable, I've composed this list of things that I would sincerely appreciate. Remember this is a selfless act of myself solely for the alleviation of you conscience.
- smart water
- Gum (I mean really who can have enough gum?)
- Comic Books
- Funny looking novelty eye glasses
- Celebrity autographed toaster ovens
- Curt Smith or Billy Joel CDs
- Anything with a picture of Chuck Norris on it
- High School Musical cards with the recorded songs in them
- Funny five dollar movies from the 1980s
- Gift certificates to fancy stores with hard to pronounce names, for example abercrombie and fitch (apparently they sell clothes, who knew?)
Well, I hope this helps with the convoluted conundrum of my inner most birthday desires.
In all sincerity,
WILLIS
-WILLIS
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