Benefit Donations

Due to the fact that it was obviously inconvenient for people to attain the items from last year's Wish List (see blog archive 2010), excepting the dvd version of The Three Amigos with Chevy Chase I received from Justin, I have revised the system. I now accept cash or check donations, which go directly to benefiting the Help Willis Buy A Car Fund. Any amount you care to donate would be greatly appreciated, and remember that this is a caring act of myself to help better convenience you. 
-Willis

REGISTRATION

Please register to willisfunrunregistration@hotmail.com if you would like us to reserve you a 3RD Annual WILLIS 16th* Birthday Benefit 5K(ish) Fun Run T-shirt. Just give us the number of people in your party so that we can know the quantity of cow and jello we need to purchase for the BBQ.
Sinceriously,
Willis
* Just to clarify this is the third annual birthday celebration, but it is not the third time we have celebrated my 16th birthday. Currently I am still fifteen.

IT'S HERE AGAIN

Can you smell it? The fear and anxiety looming in the air. That's right the Fun Run's back around for a third time and it's going to be bigger and better than ever. After this year I should really just take it out of it's misery though. If you have an official 3rd annual WILLIS Fun Run flier it means that you are among the chosen elite, or quite possibly you found a flier under the dumpster in an alley behind 7-11 and the proposal of free food interests you. Either way, you're attendance would be appreciated. If you do not have a flier because you accidentally found this blog while searching for a way to get pastrami out of your copier machine's mechanism, then in spite of your web surfing ineptness, this is your lucky day. Below is a copy of the original flier.

Funrun Aftermath

Well folks, if anyone out there is still reading this, the funrun's over. I didn't win this year I was struck down in my prime by a seven foot icelander giant who flew here from the land of Texas. Translation: my brother ran faster than me. That's okay we still had nice a time. For those of you who decided not to attend; may your souls forever be vexed. Until next year at least.

Rides to FUNRUN

If you reside in the township of Elizabeth (hey that's were I live), Kiowa (ahaha Kiowa), Agot or Elbert (don't laugh at others misfortune)  and don't feel like making the commute all the way out to the big city, then you can swing by my house and hitch a ride. Don't worry my folks have a truck so you won't be all double-seatbelted in, what with the awkwardness of such a situation. Just, send me a quick message at willisscott2013@hotmail.com then show up around 9:00. I'll email you directions if you need them.

Last years pics

Wish List

For all you convicted souls out there who are concerned about coming to the fun run because there's a little voice in the back of your head that says, "Oh no Willis, I can't take your t-shirts and pizza and other sweet stuff without giving something in return." Well, because I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable, I've composed this list of things that I would sincerely appreciate. Remember this is a selfless act of myself solely for the alleviation of you conscience.

• smart water 
• Gum (I mean really who can have enough gum?)
• Comic Books 
• Funny looking novelty eye glasses
• Celebrity autographed toaster ovens 
• Curt Smith or Billy Joel CDs
• Anything with a picture of Chuck Norris on it
• High School Musical cards with the recorded songs in them 
• Funny five dollar movies from the 1980s
• Gift certificates to fancy stores with hard to pronounce names, for example abercrombie and fitch (apparently they sell clothes, who knew?) 

Well, I hope this helps with the convoluted conundrum of my inner most birthday desires.
In all sincerity,
WILLIS
-WILLIS